5 Ways to Survive the Next Godzilla Attack!

Godzilla is back and he's more menacing than ever. This time, Godzilla is destroying major cities as a warning to humanity. Luckily, you're smarter than that and you've prepared for the end of civilization as we know it. With your life-saving skills and militaristic knowledge, you'll be able to survive the next Godzilla attack. Keep reading to learn how!

Drive like the wind

Buckle up and hit the gas full throttle. You've got to get away from danger as quick as possible, plus you can use your horn to try and summon help. That is if your car isn’t completely submerged in water from a potential kaiju-created tidal wave. If you have access to a boat, launch it and make your way to a safer area, preferably not the bay of Tokyo.

Once you’re somewhere safe, get your phoen and call a loved one, it probably wont connect, but keep trying, it might be nice to talk to someone whilst you contemplate the end of the world.

But, what if you’re in the middle of a city? You won’t be able to summon help easily, you’ll have to start making your way to higher ground. Drive at full speed through the streets, find an exit and make your way to the hills. Once you’re safe, you can dial the emergency services and let them know where you are so they can send help, they won't but it will be reassuring to think they will.

Keep your eyes on the skies

You see a jet fighter flying through the air? That’s a sure sign there’s something big around this area. Quickly seek shelter. If you’re in the middle of a city, get underground and wait until the danger passes. If you’re in the countryside, seek shelter in a sturdy structure like a house or barn. Would Godzilla target a barn? Surely not…

Fight fire with fire

If you see a massive fire in the distance, don’t be afraid. That fire is probably signaling the arrival of another Kaiju coming to fight the first monster. Kick back and start making s’mores and get ready for the big fight. Once the fires die down, you can probably relax.

Embrace the dark. Stock up on food and water and then stay in and shut the curtains

Rather than running away from the dark, stock up on water, food, and medicine and head indoors. Cover your windows and doors to keep them from getting broken and stay away from windows so you don’t get cut by broken glass when they inevitably break with Godzilla stomping around. If you’re in the countryside, find a secluded area and stay there with your family. Stock up on water, food, and medicine so you’re prepared for any situation that may arise. Channel your inner Pandemic lockdown mode, even throughout a kaiju attack you will still be able to stream the newest Netflix hits, at least until Goji accidentally fires his atomic breath through a local fibre optic cable.

Become self-sufficient. Self-Sufficiency is an art form

You never know how long giant monsters will be hanging around. If you have a plot of land where you can grow your own food and produce your own electricity, that’s ideal. If not, find someone who has land and get on it as soon as possible. This is the best way to survive the next spate of Godzilla attacks. You can spend your days growing food and making plans to protect your family in the event of a devastating attack. Godzilla also mainly attacks Tokyo and other major metropolitan areas and not the rolling hills of the english countryside.

Final Words

One thing is certain, if you let the fear of a Godzilla attack stop you from living your life to the fullest, that’s a mistake you won’t make twice. Take action now and prepare for the end of days. You never know when it might happen. Stay safe out there and don’t let fear stop you from living the life you were meant to live.

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